Music got me in jail


Lady Gaga taught me it’s okay to be retarded and have a penis if you’re a woman

Ke$ha taught me it’s okay to be a drunken whore all the time

Eminem taught me that killing your wife is something completely normal

Taylor Swift taught me that getting married at a young age is super cool

Michael Jackson taught me its okay to violate children

Music got me in jail :(

The only smart one was Bruno Mars…he taught me how to get laid!

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